From the classroom to the playground, Alembic Theatre Creations embarks on a whimsical journey of self-discovery in Report. Distort. Retort. Tasked with answering the age-old question— who do you want to be when you grow up— playwright and performer, Jade Janzen, delves into explorations of bodily autonomy and trans childhood.


Weaving together cultural critique and playful exploration, what happens when it turns out that becoming an astronaut isn’t quite as easy as we all expected? How do we allow the world to shape our narratives when the people writing on the blackboards might not have our best interests at heart? Join us as we celebrate the resilience of queer identities and the joy of reclaiming innocence in a world that often demands conformity.