It's the gay pirate romance adventure you’ve always secretly (or openly) wanted! Join the most fearsome fruit in all of France as he shares the sauciest exploits from his banned books, There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!, and the rest of the six-part series, The Seamen Sexology. Guaranteed to offend even the sturdiest of sailors, it's the tantalizing tale everyone's talking about. (And the tale's not bad, either.)